Heidi’s transitioned into a size five diaper. And since both her sisters potty trained once they hit this diaper size, I expect we’ll start potty training her in the next couple of months. We’ll subscribe to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, then line the house from wall to wall with whatever is left of the real estate section.
I like fresh herbs.
Now if you were to overhear the lunacy of my little inner voice it would sound something like this:
There ya go, that wasn’t so hard to write now was it? Sure, declaring your affection for little miniature vegetables, to the Internet, is a little lame but it’s not like you’re standing in a banquet hall full of business associates, explaining how Baby Boom is the best movie ever. Now THAT would be one doofus move. But let’s not fool ourselves, Meredith, you need to maintain some degree of cool cred. So as far as we’re concerned you never bought any of those Celine Dion CDs.
