Heidi just found out Conan was canceled. I’m not sure where this all comes from, since we’re more of a Leno household.

Wait, no, I might have my wires crossed. Maybe she’s flipping out because I’d just told her she couldn’t have another mini-box of raisins? Since 1) she still had a box of raisins and 2) I’m pretty sure another mini box of raisins would have caused her bowls to produce a movement, so explosive, that the earth would have shifted off it’s axis.