That’s right, bitches, I cooked-up some homemade play dough. It’s soft and squishy and smells like a vanilla latte. Plus it’s easier than parallel parking a fifteen person passenger van.

• One-cup flour
• One-tablespoon vegetable oil
• One-cup water
• One-Half cup salt
• Two-teaspoon cream of tartar
• Food coloring (optional)
• Glitter (optional)

• Mix all ingredients in saucepan. Heat, stirring constantly until ball forms. Roll until smooth.

Actually, I’m an accomplished parallel parker, and have unwedged the cars of numerous friends and family members after their failed parking attempts. So really, I should have said…This play dough recipe is easier than enjoying the company of large breed dogs. See, because I ‘m no good at THAT.