Boobs

While I was waiting to checkout at the grocery store this morning, I had a chance to thumb through a few magazines and got caught up on current events like what Mariah Carey’s babies listened to when they were born. Have you heard? They listened to...wait for it...Mariah Carey songs. I assume they meant prerecorded Mariah songs, and not Mariah singing in stir-ups, since singing while giving birth seems HIGHLY unrealistic. I mean, those labor and delivery rooms couldn’t fit more than what...two...maybe three, back-up singers at a time, right? ...Continue Reading »

Towards the end of my second pregnancy, I began searching for a cute diaper bag, preferably one which cost less than my car payment and would dress-up my maternity-jeans and stained tee-shirt postpartum uniform. Also, if I could find a bag with wide enough straps to cover-up one of my leaking breasts, well then, all the better!

“What...you’ve never seen a nursing woman leak through her shirt? Stop your staring, and take my damn driver’s license photo already! And crop it in tight on my face!” ...Continue Reading »

Sooooo, yesterday I opened my big mouth and told you I’d be posting before and after bikini photos of myself today. Then I pressed ‘publish,’ had a small aneurysm, and fell under my desk. Anyway, you’ve probably checked out the photos by now so let me get right to the point before my in-laws call and beg me to drop my married name from this blog. ...Continue Reading »

I didn’t want to risk any of you missing this video so I’m publishing Ben’s Basement here on the main page today. The first video is funny and all, but it’s the second video @OhDoctah vs. @Oldspice that restores my faith in humor. I’ll admit, I was initially a little startled at the man boobs, but once you get passed it...oh, it’s just too much!

Courtesy of Ben's Basement:

According to Mashable, today is the end of the Old Spice Guy's campain. For those of you who have real jobs and don't spend the day on the interwebs, here's what I'm talking about.

Old Spice Guy is quoted in his final video that “like all great things this too must end." And I know why it's ending....cuz OhDoctah is tweaked and is calling him out!

NOW YOU MUST CLICK HERE TO LAUGH UNTIL YOU MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF TINKLE IN YOUR PANTIES! ...Continue Reading »