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Texas

Last week, we packed up our truck, loaded the kids and headed for Texas. Our drive took us through the length of Illinois, across Missouri, down into Oklahoma and then into Texas. With the exception of the Ozark Mountains that drive is all flat terrain and there isn't much to see unless you count Missouri's miles of churches, firework stores and porn shops. Wait, that's not entirely true, we might have passed a billboard for the world's largest rocking chair. 

That thousand mile drive was made possible by one iPad, two movie players and the shear will to survive. 

Like it or not, driving is the most affordable way to transport a family of five. Before Heidi and Whitney were born we used to fly everywhere. Then the other two came along and we multiplied airfare times five and then we decided that we REALLY LIKE DRIVING!

This is a "working vacation" (details to come) with lots of Oma and Opa time for the kids. So far, the weather has been unbelievably gorgeous and we've tried spending as much time outdoors as possible. The things Texans take for granted, in January, such as sipping a cup of coffee while sitting on the patio, a walk through the park or getting into your car without having to kick five pounds of slush off the bottom of your boots...well, Texas, let me tell you: you need to start yourself a gratitude journal!

 

My Last Two Weeks Of Last Year

Where have I been? I’m not even sure myself. I think the last time I saw me was somewhere around the intersection of Money Stress and the Holidays (is that redundant?). Or maybe it was our work obligations or The Groenevelt: Everyone-Is-Going-to-Die-Virus-of-Christmas-Vacation-Twenty-Eleven.

I'm not sure what virus circumvented our immune systems. All I know is that the fatigue was so bad I could be cutting a length of wrapping paper and have to stop mid-way through my slice, stretch out over the unrolled paper like a beach towel and rest my cheek on its slippery, cool surface until I had the energy enough to finish pushing the scissors through the remaining uncut paper.

But we're all better now and I can finally hold my head up unassisted so I'd like to take this opportunity to ask: WHO in God's name scheduled Christmas during flu season? I mean, how are we expected to celebrate the baby Jesus' birthday with deep discounted electronics and door busters, if were too sick to get out of bed?

Anyway, in spite of it all, we did manage to have a nice holiday, and enjoy each other, and not hurl. That’s how we’ll remember this Christmas...the Christmas we sidestepped vomiting. Ah, the memories we'll treasure.

Here are some of those memories:

 

Isn't this disgraceful? Who wears their undies inside out, when they decorate for the holidays? Probably not fancy people.

 

Christmas bokeh and bow-tie lips.

 

I love these classic, wooden, Germanic, Christmas toys. Plus this one can be used as nunchucks.

 

Santa made a stop at my in-laws. My kids' grandparents are throwing them a wonderful childhood.

 

Lexi's holiday, choir concert. You wouldn't know from this photo, but we had to sedate her like a cat on its way to the vet in order to get her there. She did her best to grimace during the program, but as you can see, she failed to sustain the surliness she fought to maintain through her performance. Maybe next year, honey. Maybe next year.

 

Christmas afternoon, we drove down to Illinois to spend the evening with my stepfather-in-law's family. Here's Heidi getting herself all psyched-up for the soiree while we were getting ready in the hotel.

 

And here's Ben, at the Christmas party, with a couple of his favorite holiday companions.

 

I hope you all had fabulous holidays yourselves...I’ve missed you so!

 

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