Submitted by Lea (not verified) on Fri, 07/30/2010 - 7:59am.
"I no longer hear noises of displeasure. ... Don't scream if you want my attention, just tell me you've unloaded the dishwasher." Genius! I'm sorry to be laughing in the face of Dresser Danger, but you paint a mighty funny picture.
And, though I know you've been through a lot and I don't mean to make light of it -- clearly the universe has kicked your nether regions in this new direction for a reason: you're a very talented writer. I am SO enjoying your posts, and I hope the universe will be sending you wads of cash for your efforts!
"I no longer hear noises of displeasure. ... Don't scream if you want my attention, just tell me you've unloaded the dishwasher." Genius! I'm sorry to be laughing in the face of Dresser Danger, but you paint a mighty funny picture.
And, though I know you've been through a lot and I don't mean to make light of it -- clearly the universe has kicked your nether regions in this new direction for a reason: you're a very talented writer. I am SO enjoying your posts, and I hope the universe will be sending you wads of cash for your efforts!
Your newest cyberstalker fan,
Lea