I should get caught up on the laundry. The laundry is in the basement. The basement is probably filled with asbestos. Doing laundry could expose me to asbestos. Asbestos could kill me. I probably won’t get caught up on the laundry.
4 AM thoughts
WHAT BUENOBABY DOES
WHAT BUENOBABY READS
BEN'S BASEMENT
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I love it! A laundry Haiku. A tragic laundry haiku...
And that's why I come here...I'm not so crazy anymore...laundry WILL KILL me.
That would totally kill you. Let your husband do it.
My 4am thoughts are: WHY WHY WHY is this child awake AGAIN? The bed is so WARM... Oh yeah... Croup, Ear Infection... Cold... Mouth breathing... Bed... Warm....
F***
There isn't enough caffeine in the world for this.....