I helped out in Whitney's kindergarten classroom this morning, just like I do every Friday morning. That's right, I volunteer at my kid's school. Mostly, I do it because it makes Whitney happy. That, and I enjoy the way helping others makes me feel better than everyone else.
This morning, one of the moms brought in a guinea pig who I'm pretty sure wouldn't fit into a family-sized bag of Doritos. Not that this guinea pig would eat any of those Doritos because as this mom told us, her guinea pig only "eats organic food." Because, you know, she, "doesn't want her kids' pets eating any pesticides."
Of course not.
Also, she said the guinea pig was so large, because it exclusively eats said organic food.
Of course it is.
Everyone knows that organic foods are the leading cause of obesity in this country. You know what I'm talking about McDonald's, am I right?!
Anyway, here are monkeys drinking leftover cocktails at the beach. According to the narrator they're drunk, although, they're monkeys so you tell me the difference between a 'drunk monkey' and a 'monkey.' But, wild animals consuming alcohol - horrible, right? What's worse, I'm pretty sure those drinks weren't even organic!
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Why do there have to be moms like that?! Seriously.
Those monkeys are genius. I bet you could use a kid to snatch drinks like that and save a ton of money. Just saying.
Also? I've already seen this video and loved it. Not sure what that says about me...
It says you probably have high speed internet at work;)
i thought you were going to say you like helping people because it made you feeeeeel good. i'm glad you didn't because than i'd have to unsubscribe.
Bwahahaha!
Guinea pigs that eat junk can't help animals in trouble.
Of course not, that's why God made The Wonder Pets.