In honor of Tony Hayward's appearance on Capitol Hill

I really don't want to turn Ben's Basement into the Tony Hayward show, but this man is just despicable. Here's the sentiment of our lawmakers today:

Lawmakers ripped into BP chief Tony Hayward on Thursday, accusing him of being ill-prepared for congressional testimony and not cooperating with an investigation into the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.

So, to help us all cope with the disaster that's going on in the Gulf, and stomaching this major-league asshole, here's a little humor at the expense of BP and Tony Hayward: