Let's Talk About Someone Else's Vajayjay, Shall We?

You’ve probably already heard that Mrs. Duggar is pregnant with her twentieth child. And if you haven’t heard: MRS. DUGGAR IS PREGNANT WITH HER TWENTIETH CHILD! So now you know.

Also, when I say Mrs. Duggar is pregnant I mean just that. SHE is pregnant. Not The Duggars or Mr. and Mrs. Duggar as a couple. SHE, and only SHE, is the one working this show. So, no, THEY are not pregnant. Only the lady with the well traveled vagina.

Speaking of Mrs. Duggar’s vagina, can we not? Look, fine, the woman is pregnant for the twentieth time. Meaning she’s given birth to nineteen other babies, meaning one way or another those babies exited her body and according to what I know, Mrs. Duggar has had a lot vaginal births. [And God help me for knowing that.]

But every time the Duggars announce SHE’S pregnant, the internet lights up with comments about Mrs. Duggar’s vagina. And to a point, I get why. I had three vaginal deliveries myself [and God help you for knowing that] and will be the first to say that delivering a baby vaginally makes its mark. And we’re going to leave it at that. You’re welcome.

What I will say, though, is that repeat, vaginal deliveries don’t repeatedly do any further ‘damage’ to the vagina. At least that’s been my experience and the experience of others who have forced me to listen to their birth stories. Also, a couple of OBGYNs have told me that too. So there, it's science.

You guys, Mrs. Duggar is probably fine ‘down there.’ We don’t collectively, as a nation, need to send our regards and concerns to Mrs. Duggar’s vagina. Chances are, all the 'damage' that was done to her vagina was done after baby number one.

O.k., so I’m officially done hearing about Mrs. Duggar’s vagina. Who else's vagina can we talk about?

Hey, did you hear Lindsey Lohan is posing in Playboy............