Needless to say, we rarely go to restaurants with the kids.
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If you've ever read David Sedaris' book Me Talk Pretty One Day then you might remember this:
"It often seems that my brother and I were raised in two completely different households. He's eleven years younger than I am, and by the time he reached high school, the rest of us had all left home. When I was young, we weren't allowed to say "shut up," but by the time Paul reached his teens, it had become acceptable to shout, "Shut your motherfucking mouth." The drug laws had changed as well. "No smoking pot" became "No smoking pot in the house," before it finally petered out to "Please don't smoke any pot in the living room." David Sedaris
There's a span of 11 years between Lexi and Heidi, and I think Ben would agree when I say our parenting style has become more relaxed since Lexi was born. After 11 years we've realized that parenting is a marathon, not a sprint, and we'd better start pacing ourselves. We've gotten better at picking our battles with the kids, which is how "No slouching at the table" became "No putting your elbows on the table" until finally "Please don't do a belly flop on the table."












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It only took 26 months. My first baby? PBS cartoons, healthy diet, motherhood to the max. Second child? Are you bleeding? No? Then don't bug me.
A "friend" of mine once filled her 3rd child's sippy cup with Sprite. Can you imagine?!?!
My kids are only 2.5 years apart so I don't feel like we've parented them much differently... I'm definitely going to stick with smoking pot in the attic. FOR THEM. Wait, this is all going wrong...
That's right, the attic. Where civilized people pretend their kids aren't smoking pot!
And there's not even any mashed potatoes on that plate.
She stands directly on her head for carbohydrates.
We weren't worn down by the years, we just gave up in the face of sheer numbers. I'm too exhausted to wage four separate battles to get people to take their feet off the table.
Yeah, yours was more of an invasion!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I heart David Sedaris.