The Most Useless Machine I've Ever Wanted.

This really is the most useless machine ever created. I, however, am totally fascinated with it. Maybe because it's a wooden replica of Heidi. When I turn on the kitchen light, she turns it off. I turn it back on. Off. On. Off...You get the idea. If I didn't have my sweet, little Heidi, I would totally build one of these for myself.