There I am watching Whitney swim in the lake this last weekend. And here I am, sitting in front of my computer monitor, watching the back of my head and thinking I'm over this bottle-red. Time for a change.
Hey did any of you see the new Time magazine cover today? Oh you did? Wasn't sure.
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@ieatmykidzsnack you say "also" as though there's something else in life other than taping a pic of Scarlett Johansson's ass to your fridge.
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yes!!!!!!!! i love hair makeovers. almost as much as i love not getting a hangover after a night of drinking.
Those two are definitely neck and neck. Speaking of necks, I wonder if I should start showing more of mine?