This is why you're fat!

A 350 lb. wise-man friend once said, “It takes a lot of work to maintain a physique like this.” It would have been a hell of a lot easier if he had this site in his “physique building” arsenal.

As I see it, there are three categories here:

1. That actually looks kinda’ tasty, and I really could get fat if I introduced this on the weekly household menu.
   
2. Completely revolting. Enter the Hurler Burger:
   
3. Utterly disturbing. As in The Meat Baby:
   
   
   Now, where did I put my Rolaids?